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Explain it like I’m 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?

The key to working at a place like Ars Technica is solid news judgment. I’m talking about the kind of news judgment that knows whether a pet peeve is merely a pet peeve or whether it is, instead, a meaningful example of the Ways that Technology is Changing our World.

The difference between the two is one of degree: A pet peeve may drive me nuts but does not appear to impact anyone else. A Ways that Technology is Changing our World story must be about something that drives a lot of people nuts.

“But where is the threshold?” I hear you asking plaintively. “It’s extremely important that I know when something crosses the line from pet peeve to important, chin-stroking journalism topic!”

Fortunately, the answer is simple. The threshold has been breached when your local public transit agency puts up a sign about the behavior in question.

Which brings me to the sign I saw yesterday in Philadelphia.

“Unless the tea is REALLY hot, keep the call off speaker,” it said.

(For those not in the US, “tea” in this context means gossip or news.)

SEPTA, the local transit agency, runs the buses and commuter rail in Philadelphia, and you can tell from the light-hearted-but-seriously-don’t-do-this tone of the message that speakerphone-wielding passengers are now widely complained about by their fellow riders.

I share their disdain, but for me, the dark and judgmental thoughts I have when I see this behavior are also paired with confusion. Why is it happening? Do these people not know that it is actually more work to hold your phone out in front of you than up to your ear? Do they have no common decency, manners, or taste? Do they genuinely not care if everyone in the frozen foods aisle overhears them talking about Aunt Kathy’s diagnosis? It’s bizarre.

At least when it comes to something like TikTok or Spotify, there’s a certain logic. Perhaps you have no headphones but need to unwind after a long day, and you just can’t imagine anyone who might not enjoy the soothing sounds of [Harry Styles/Cannibal Corpse/Wu-Tang Clan]?

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Ig Nobels ceremony moves to Europe over security concerns

Traditionally, the awards ceremony and related Ig Nobel events have taken place in Boston at Harvard University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and Boston University. However, four of last year’s 10 winners opted to skip the ceremony rather than travel to the US, and the situation has not improved.

Nor is it just the Ig Nobels being affected by the hostile US environment for international travel. Many international gaming developers are choosing to skip this year’s weeklong Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, citing similar concerns. “I honestly don’t know anyone who is not from the US who is planning on going to the next GDC,” Godot Foundation Executive Director Emilio Coppola, who’s based in Spain, told Ars. “We never felt super safe, but now we are not willing to risk it.”

So this year, the Ig Nobel organizers are joining forces with the ETH Domain and the University of Zurich for hosting duties. “Switzerland has nurtured many unexpected good things—Albert Einstein’s physics, the world economy, and the cuckoo clock leap to mind—and is again helping the world appreciate improbable people and ideas,” Abraham said.

The Ig Nobels will not be returning to the US any time soon. Instead, the plan is for Zurich to host every second year; every odd-numbered year, the ceremony will be hosted by a different European city. Abraham likened the arrangement to the Eurovision Song Contest.

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Jessica Jones joins the fray in Daredevil: Born Again trailer

Ayelet Zurer returns as Fisk’s wife Vanessa Marianna, along with Wilson Bethel as Benjamin “Dex” Poindexter/Bullseye; Margarita Levieva as Matt’s ex-girlfriend Heather Glenn, now Fisk’s Mental Health Commissioner; Zbryna Guevara as Fisk’s campaign director Shiela Rivera; Nikki M. James as Matt’s former law partner Kirsten McDuffie; Genneya Walton as journalist BB Urich; Arty Froushan as Fisk’s fixer, Buck; Clark Johnson as Cherry, an investigator for Matt’s law firm; Michael Gandolfini as Danial Blake, deputy mayor of communications; Tony Dalton as Jack Duquesne/Swordsman; and Camila Rodriguez as Angela del Toro, teenaged niece of the late vigilante Hector Ayala/White Tiger, assassinated in S1.

So good to have Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter) back. Marvel Studios

Henson is also back as Foggy, most likely in cameo flashback sequences (we got a glimpse of him in an extended teaser that dropped last month).  There have been rumors but no official confirmation that Jon Bernthal will also be back as Frank Castle/The Punisher. The biggest addition, of course, is Ritter’s Jessica Jones, but Matthew Lillard is also joining the cast as a mysterious power player named Mr. Charles, along with Lili Taylor as New York Governor Marge McCaffrey, Fisk’s political opponent.

The S1 finale saw Fisk pulling a major power move by declaring martial law in New York City and outlawing nay masked vigilante heroes. The second season takes place six months later and will naturally deal with the fallout of that momentous decision.

The second season of Daredevil: Born Again premieres on March 24, 2026, on Disney+.

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Hunting for elusive “ghost elephants”


the elephant never forgets

Werner Herzog directed this evocative NatGeo documentary of an ornithologist’s quest to find a new species.

The first photo of a “ghost elephant” captured by a motion-controlled camera. Credit: Courtesy of The Wilderness Project Archive

Deep in the Angolan Highlands lurks a rumored new species of elephant. Conservationist and ornithologist Steve Boyes has been searching for this elusive herd for years and the story of his journey is the focus of Ghost Elephants, a haunting, evocative documentary directed by Werner Herzog. The film debuted at the Venice International Film Festival last summer and is now coming to National Geographic and Disney+.

It might seem unusual for an ornithologist to embark on a quest to find remote pachyderms, but for Boyes the connection is perfectly natural.  He grew up in South Africa and wanted nothing more than to be an explorer, just like the people he read about every month in National Geographic magazine. “I grew up waiting for the magazine to arrive; I wanted the maps,” Boyes told Ars. “Those would become my garden, or the field beyond, or the river—wild places imagined and real.”

Boyes’ parents frequently took him and his brother out into the wild, including visits to Botswana and Tanzania. “We used to embed ourselves in baboon troops and walk with impalas,” said Boyes, and while his brother feared elephants, Boyes was walking with them from a young age. Ghost Elephants contains some gorgeous underwater footage of elephant feet plodding through the water, and elephants swimming on their sides, behavior that matches Boyes’ own experiences with the animals. Under the right circumstances, if they don’t feel threatened, elephants “will come and swim around you and with you and interact with you,” he said. “So elephants have always fascinated me.”

As an adult, Boyes conducted his PhD research on the Meyer’s parrot in the Okavango Delta, which has the single largest population of elephants in the world. They shared a symbiotic relationship of sorts with the parrots. “Every tree that the parrots were feeding on, the elephantss were feeding on,” he said. “The elephants were creating the nest cavities for the parrots by disturbing the trees.”

Boyes first met Herzog at a Beverly Hills restaurant through a mutual friend and the two ended up chatting at length, “about the meaning of life, where thoughts come from, personal experiences of loneliness, and the ghost elephants,” said Boyes. Herzog has said that after meeting Boyes, “An unexpected project that felt like the hunt for Moby Dick, the White Whale, came at me with urgency. Like many of my films, this is an exploration of dreams, of imagination—weighed against reality.”

Dreams weighed against reality

Dr. Steve Boyes stands in the rotunda of the Smithsonian Museum confronting the largest elephant ever killed Skellig Rock, Inc

When Herzog visited Boyes in Namibia, he fell in love with the region’s culture, mythology, and people, and his camera captures far more than just a scientific quest for elephants. We are treated to a ritual elephant dance—during which a tribal elder falls into a trance, so the spirit of the elephant can enter his body—and a history of the tribe’s ingenious use of poisoned arrows to hunt. Boyes is granted an audience with the local king, seeking his blessing for the expedition. At one point, the director becomes fascinated by a poisonous spider he films in the middle of the night, carrying dozens of equally poisonous babies on her back.

“Once he was locked in, there was no discussion with him around the story or anything outside of being interviewed or being actively in the experience,” said Boyes of Herzog’s creative process. It was direct and efficient, with Herzog usually capturing the footage he needed right away, seeing no need for additional coverage. The questions the director asked were unique as well. “The first question was, ‘What would a world without elephants be like? What do you dream of?’” recalled Boyes. “He took us into a mode of thought that was very different from just preparing for an expedition. I love him. He’s wonderful.”

Ghost Elephants opens in the rotunda of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History, which has housed the largest elephant mount in the world since 1959—affectionately dubbed Henry or “the Giant of Angola.” A Hungarian big game hunter named Josef J. Fénykövi shot and killed Henry in November 1955 with a dozen high-caliber bullets. Henry is the largest elephant ever recorded, over 13 feet tall and weighing about 11 tons, and there was the remains of an old iron slug from a flintlock rifle embedded in Henry’s left front leg. So Henry could have been 100 years old or more at the time he was killed.

Visiting Henry is the perfect starting point for the film, since Boyes suspected he might be related to the new species of ghost elephant in the Angolan highlands. Boyes had searched for these elephants using modern camera traps and other advanced technologies, to no avail. This time, he recruited three KhoiSan master trackers—Xui, Xui Dawid, and Kobus—who left their southern village to accompany Boyes’ team into the Angolan Highlands.

It was not an easy trip, given the remoteness of the “Source of Life,” i.e., the Angolan Highlands Water Tower where the elephants live—so named because it provides 95 percent of the water to the Okavango Delta. They made the first part of the journey by car, abandoning the vehicles once they reached the first impassable river and carrying supplies and motorcycles through the water to the opposite bank. They traversed the final 30 miles on foot.

Finally, after several months, having collected dung samples (for DNA analysis) and captured a bit of blurry cell phone footage showing the barest glimpse of a ghost elephant lurking in thick foliage, Boyes reached what he described as a point of “complete surrender.” It was the last day of the expedition, and he and and several members of his team went out once more just before dawn. Other team members had been tracking two big bulls and Boyes et al. were able to follow the tracks, this time with master tracker Xui out in front.

About three hours in, Xui suddenly stopped and whispered, “Steve, Steve, Steve.” And an elephant walked into full view. Boyes was able to capture the footage on his cell phone—the only available camera at the time. Alas, the arrow meant to take a skin sample just bounced off the elephant’s thick hide and scared the animal away. Boyes and his cohorts pursued it for the next five hours until they ran out of water and made their way back to camp, exhausted.

On the hunt

During the elephant trance dance, the village elder faints. Skellig Rock, Inc

The genetics analysis completed thus far has confirmed that these remote elephants are indeed a new, genetically isolated species, and that Henry’s father was a ghost elephant. Boyes, as a conservationist, is deeply concerned about their continued survival. The documentary includes disturbing 1950s footage of hunters slaughtering elephants from helicopters, felling the magnificent creatures with nary a thought about the delicate ecosystem they were disrupting. “What you’re seeing in that horrific footage is the wholesale destruction of wildlife populations to make room for agriculture and development,” said Boyes. “That happened all across Africa. We lost a huge amount of wildlife over that period.”

The very remoteness and inaccessibility of their home turf has protected the ghost elephants thus far. Even if a helicopter could reach the area, it wouldn’t have sufficient fuel to get back out. But traditional Western approaches to conservation, like establishing the land as a protected wildlife reserve free of any human presence, might not be the best strategy, per Boyes, who thinks we should be taking our cues from the local inhabitants.  “They can talk for days about conservation,” he said. “They have their own hunting season, sacred sites, they confiscate weapons. They manage this very closely.”

So the idea of separating people from the elephants “is counterintuitive to them,” Boyes continued. “They’re like, ‘This place will completely fall apart without us.’ We’re talking about 20,000 people in a landscape the size of England, very connected to language, tradition, and culture.” The best strategy, he feels, is for those people “to remain there as the guardians and custodians of those landscapes, and to continue to protect the elephants.”

Meanwhile, the quest to document the herd continues. Last November, Boyes was able to get samples from five different bull elephants based on the tracks they left behind. They found the tracks of 16 more members of the herd across the river, including five babies, and then the tracks of another 18 elephants.

“The gift of working with the master trackers is that you don’t to need to see them to know that they’re there,” said Boyes. “I’ve gone back three times since filming to track the elephants and I’m going back again in May. I’m going back in July. I can’t get enough of these forests. But I don’t need to see [that first elephant] again. If I do, I do.”

Ghost Elephants premieres on National Geographic on March 7, 2026, and will be available for streaming on Disney+ the following day. There is also a companion coffee table book, Okavango and the Source of Life: Exploring Africa’s Lost Headwaters.

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Jennifer is a senior writer at Ars Technica with a particular focus on where science meets culture, covering everything from physics and related interdisciplinary topics to her favorite films and TV series. Jennifer lives in Baltimore with her spouse, physicist Sean M. Carroll, and their two cats, Ariel and Caliban.

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The Boys S5 trailer tees up a bloody final season

In the fifth and final season, it’s Homelander’s world, completely subject to his erratic, egomaniacal whims. Hughie, Mother’s Milk, and Frenchie are imprisoned in a “Freedom Camp.” Annie struggles to mount a resistance against the overwhelming Supe force. Kimiko is nowhere to be found. But when Butcher reappears, ready and willing to use a virus that will wipe all Supes off the map, he sets in motion a chain of events that will forever change the world and everyone in it. It’s the climax, people. Big stuff’s gonna happen.

Most of the main cast is returning for the final season, and we’ll also see the return of Soldier Boy (Jensen Ackles), aka Homelander’s daddy, revealed in the S4 finale mid-credits scene to be alive and chilling out in cryostorage. In addition, Jared Padalecki will join the cast in an as-yet-undisclosed role. This season will also feature several characters from Gen V: Jordan (London Thor), Marie (Jaz Sinclair), Emma/Little Cricket (Lizze Broadway), Cate (Maddie Phillips), Sam (Asa Germann), and Annabeth (Keeya King).

The first two episodes of The Boys’ fifth and final season premiere on April 8, 2026, on Prime Video, with new episodes airing each week through May 20, 2026.

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Lanterns teaser swaps superhero hijinks for gritty realism

James Gunn and Peter Safran injected a much-needed shot of levity into the DC Universe when they took over the franchise and launched their “Gods and Monsters” chapter. But they’re getting a bit more serious with the latest installment: Lanterns, an eight-episode series that reimagines the Green Lantern mythology as a gritty prestige crime drama/spy thriller in the vein of True Detective and Slow Horses.

The logline says the show will focus on two versions of the Green Lantern who find themselves “drawn into a dark, Earth-based mystery as they investigate a murder in the American Heartland” (i.e., Nebraska). Will it work? We’ll see. This series was barely on my radar before, but the extended teaser that dropped last night is tonally unique for the DCU and so well done that the show now has a place on my must-watch TV list for 2026.

Kyle Chandler plays Hal Jordan, a former test pilot who is nearing his retirement from the Green Lantern Corps. He’s training a new recruit, John Stewart Jr. (Aaron Pierre), to replace him. Nathan Fillion reprises his Superman role as the obnoxious Guy Gardner. The cast also includes Kelly MacDonald as Kerry, a small-town family-oriented sheriff; Jason Ritter as Billy Macon, Kerry’s husband; Garret Dillahunt as William Macon, Kerry’s cowboy father-in-law; Poorna Jagannathan as a woman named Zoe; Ulrich Thomsen as Sinestro, a former Corps member who’s gone rogue; and Paul Ben-Victor as an extraterrestrial called Antaan.

Sherman Augustus plays John Stewart Sr., with J. Alphonse Nicholson playing the younger version; Nicole Ari Parker plays Bernadette Stewart (mother to John Jr.), with Jasmine Cephas Jones playing the young version of the character. In addition, Chris Coy plays a suspiciously nervous truck driver, Waylon Sanders; Cary Christopher plays a gifted child named Noah; and Laura Linney and Paula Patton will appear in as-yet-undisclosed guest roles.

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What we can learn from scientific analysis of Renaissance recipes


“a key change in how people constructed knowledge”

Multispectral imaging, proteomics, historical texts yield new insights into 16th-century medical manuals.

Credit: The John Rylands Research Institute and Library, The University of Manchester

Forget “eye of newt and toe of frog/wool of bat and tongue of dog.” People in the 16th century were more akin to DIY scientists than Macbeth’s three witches when it came to concocting home remedies for everything from hair loss and toothache, to kidney stones and fungal infections. Medical manuals targeted to the layperson were hugely popular at the time, according to Stefan Hanss, an early modern historian at the University of Manchester in the UK. “Reader-practitioners” would tinker with the various recipes, tweaking them as needed and making personalized notes in the margins. And they left telltale protein traces behind as they did so.

Hanss is part of an interdisciplinary team of archaeologists, chemists, historians, conservators, and materials scientists who have analyzed trace proteins from the fingerprints of Renaissance people rifling through the pages of medical manuals. The team reported their findings in a paper published in The American Historical Review. It’s the first time researchers have used proteomics to analyze Renaissance recipes, enhanced further by in-depth archival research to place the scientific results in the proper historical context.

“We have so many recipes of that time, [including] cosmetic, medical, and culinary recipes, as well as handwritten recipes passed down for generations,” Hanss told Ars. “It’s really a key element of Renaissance culture, and [the manuscripts] are all covered with scribbled marginalia of [past] users. Experimentation was everywhere. It’s not only about book-learned knowledge but hands-on practical knowledge. It’s a key change in the way people constructed knowledge at that time.”

As previously reported, a number of analytical techniques have emerged over the last few decades to create historical molecular records of the culture in which various artworks were created. For instance, studying the microbial species that congregate on works of art may lead to new ways to slow down the deterioration of priceless aging art. Case in point: Scientists analyzed the microbes found on seven of Leonardo da Vinci’s drawings in 2020 using a third-generation sequencing method known as Nanopore, which uses protein nanopores embedded in a polymer membrane for sequencing. They combined the Nanopore sequencing with a whole-genome-amplification protocol and found that each drawing had its own unique microbiome.

Mass spectrometry-based proteomics is a relative newcomer to the field and is capable of providing a thorough and very detailed characterization of any protein residues present in a given sample, as well as any accumulated damage. The technique is so sensitive that less sample material is needed compared to other methods. And unlike, say, gas chromatography-mass spectrometry, it’s also capable of characterizing all proteins present in a sample (regardless of the complexity of the mixture), rather than being narrowly targeted to predefined proteins. In 2023, scientists used this approach to discover that beer byproducts were popular canvas primers for artists of the Danish Golden Age. Hanss et al. are extending this methodology to Renaissance medical manuals.

A thriving DIY medical marketplace

This latest study has its roots in an event Hanss organized a few years ago called “Microscopic Records,” which brought together experts in various scientific fields and early modern historians. One of the master classes on offer focused on proteomics. Hanss was intrigued when he learned that researchers had extracted proteins from the lower-right and left corners (i.e., where contact occurs when one turns a page) of archived manuscripts in Milan. “I thought, we must have a conversation about doing this for Renaissance recipes,” said Hanss. “We know there was experimentation, but we couldn’t really trace it. This is really the first time that we’ve sampled and identified and contextualized biochemical traces of materials.”

Hanss et al. focused on two 1531 German medical manuals published by 16th-century physician Bartholomäus Vogtherr: How to Cure and Expel All Afflictions and Illnesses of the Human Body and A Useful and Essential Little Book of Medicine for the Common Man. The two tomes are bound together into a single volume and are part of the collection of the John Rylands Research Institute and Library at Manchester. The recipes included domestic remedies for brain disease, infertility, skin disorders, hair loss, wounds, and various other severe illnesses, written in the vernacular and targeted at the common populace.

It was a relatively new genre at the time, per the authors, a kind of everyday DIY science, since the manuals encouraged at-home hands-on experimentation. In 16th-century Augsburg (a printing hub), “experimentation was everywhere,” and the city boasted a thriving medical marketplace. It’s clear that people used the Rylands copies of Vogtherr’s manuals for their own experiments because the margins are filled with scribbled notes and comments dating back to that period.

The first step was to take high-resolution photographs and then run the pages through multispectral imaging (including infrared and UV wavelengths), which helped them recover the most faded, previously illegible handwriting, such as on the inside cover. One scribbled note turned out to be instructions to use a mixture of viola and scorpion oil as a treatment for ulcers. Then they sampled various pages from the manuals for the proteomics analysis, focusing on areas where Renaissance users would be most likely to rest their writing hand or leave fingerprints. That’s also why they avoided the bindings, which are far more likely to be handled by modern-day conservators.

While proteomics cannot establish the dates of specific samples, the team was able to distinguish between contemporary and old peptides based on degree of degradation (such as oxidation). The quantity of peptides detected was also a clue. In fact, the team ended up excluding one of the samples from the final paper because there was such a significantly higher number of peptide results (2,258) than expected, compared to all the other samples (which ranged from 40 to 210 peptides). And for these two particular manuals, “They were in use for more than a hundred years and we know the [users’] names,” said Hanss. “We could make an informed interpretation based on other recipes at the time, and letters exchanged between [Renaissance] medical practitioners.”

The handwritten marginalia are a fascinating window into how people experimented with and tweaked various Renaissance domestic remedies. For those suffering from urinary stones, for instance, a “reader-practitioner” commented that during painful flare-ups, “parsley powdered or soaked in wine” could be effective. There are references to the benefits of broadleaf plantain juice (administered anally), and eating scarlet hawthorn leaves.

The proteomics results confirmed, among other things, the presence of many popular ingredients used in the recipes, such as beech, watercress, and rosemary traces found next to hair loss remedies—commonly attributed to an “overheated brain—along with cabbage and radish oil, chicory, lizards, and, um, human feces. (Just how badly do you want to grow back that thinning hair?) The manuscripts also include recipes for blonde hair dyes. The analysis revealed traces of plants with particularly striking yellow flowers on those pages. “That is a common theme in cosmetic and medical discourse at the time,” said Hanss. “The idea was to look for resemblances between the remedies and what you wish to achieve in terms of the treatment.”

One of the most remarkable results, per Hanss et al., was the recovery of collagen peptides from hippopotamus teeth or bone, pointing to the global circulation of more exotic ingredients in the 16th century. Hippo teeth were said to cure kidney stones and “take away toothache,” and were even used to make dentures.

Hanss et al. also found that several of the proteins they found had antimicrobial functions, such as dermcidin (derived from human sweat glands), which kills E. coli and yeast infections like thrush. The samples also yielded insight into how Renaissance people’s bodies responded to the remedies. Traces of immunoglobulin,  lipocalin, and lysozyme are indicators of an active immune response, for instance.

Hanss is so pleased with these initial results that he hopes to launch a large-scale project to extend this interdisciplinary approach to other collections of medical manuals. He also hopes to further improve the dating methodology. “The ingredients for success are there,” said Hanss. “It’s not only that we found new answers to old questions, but we are now in a position to ask completely new questions.”

The American Historical Review, 2025. DOI: 10.1093/ahr/rhaf405 (About DOIs).

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Jennifer is a senior writer at Ars Technica with a particular focus on where science meets culture, covering everything from physics and related interdisciplinary topics to her favorite films and TV series. Jennifer lives in Baltimore with her spouse, physicist Sean M. Carroll, and their two cats, Ariel and Caliban.

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The AI apocalypse is nigh in Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die


Director Gore Verbinksi and screenwriter Matthew Robinson on the making of this darkly satirical sci-fi film.

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We haven’t had a new film from Gore Verbinski for nine years. But the director who brought us the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, the nightmare-inducing horror of The Ring (2002), and the Oscar-winning hijinks of Rango (2011) is back in peak form with Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die. It’s a darkly satirical, inventive, and hugely entertaining time-loop adventure that also serves as a cautionary tale about our widespread online technology addiction.

(Some spoilers below but no major reveals.)

Sam Rockwell stars as an otherwise unnamed man who shows up at a Norms diner in Los Angeles looking like a homeless person but claiming to be a time traveler from an apocalyptic future. He’s there to recruit the locals into his war against a rogue AI, although the diner patrons are understandably dubious about his sanity. (“I come from a nightmare apocalypse,” he assures the crowd about his grubby appearance. “This is the height of f*@ing fashion!”)

The fact that he knows everything about the people in the diner is more convincing. It’s his 117th attempt to find the perfect combination of people to join him on his quest. As for what happened to his team on all the previous attempts, “I really don’t like to say it out loud. It’s kind of a morale killer.”

This time, Future Man picks married school teachers Mark (Michael Pena) and Janet (Zazie Beetz), who have just escaped a zombie horde of smartphone-addicted students; Marie (Georgia Goodman), who just wanted a piece of pie; Susan (Juno Temple), a grieving mother; Ingrid (Haley Lu Richardson), who is literally allergic to Wi-Fi; Scott (Asim Chaudhry); and Bob (Daniel Barnett), a scout leader. Their mission: to locate a 9-year-old boy who is about to create a sentient AI that will take over the world and usher in the aforementioned nightmare apocalypse. Things start to go haywire pretty quickly. And then things start to get weird.

“Everything I write, I put up to what I call The Twilight Zone test—would this make a good Twilight Zone episode?” screenwriter Matthew Robinson (The Invention of Lying, Love and Monsters) told Ars. “Because that’s my favorite piece of media that’s ever existed.” Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (GLHFDD) is an amalgam of various such ideas. Mark and Janet’s storyline, for instance, was originally Robinson’s idea for a pilot that he described as “a reverse Breakfast Club, where the teachers are the rebels and the children are the conformists.”

“I had all these little pieces that fell under the theme of technology and tech addiction,” said Robinson. Then one night, he was sitting in the Norms Diner on La Cienaga in LA, where he often liked to write. “I remember looking around and seeing a sea of faces lit by cell phones, and I thought, ‘What would it possibly take for someone to wake us up out this tech sleep that we all find ourselves in?’ And then the image of a homeless guy strapped with bombs came into my head.”

Those earlier story ideas became the backstories of the central characters. Per Robinson, GLHFDD is essentially a cleverly camouflaged anthology story, normally a format that is “the kiss of death” for a project in Hollywood, although there are rare exceptions—most notably Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. He thinks of the film as a sci-fi Canterbury Tales in which each character is a pilgrim on a journey whose story is told via flashbacks. “The cohesion came from the fact that all the stories are informed by a general frustration with tech addiction and the pervasive way that technology has invaded our brains and our personal lives and our relationships,” said Robinson.

A twisted time loop

GLHFDD is also a time loop movie in the fine tradition of Groundhog Day, with Robinson citing such films as 12 Monkeys and Edge of Tomorrow as inspirations. He didn’t overthink his time travel rules. “We can reset the timeline,” said Robinson. “[The man from the future] can’t go forward. He literally can’t move in any other direction. He has an anchor point that he can return to any time he hits a button, and that’s as far as the technology went.”

The plot device might be simple, but the ramifications quickly become complex. “I think in his draft, Matthew intended to lift his leg on the time travel movie, to poke a little fun at it,” Verbinski told Ars. “But also, I feel like you can’t go back 117 times without picking up some cosmic lint, particularly if your antagonist is right there with you. You had 14 attempts to make it out of the house and learned there is a secret passage, but then the entity you’re gaming against is going to throw another curveball. If you’re going to go back in time, I just like the idea that there are consequences. They might be really small, but you’re going to miss one.” That element is key to the teetering-on-the-edge-of-sanity paranoia of Rockwell’s time traveler.

Robinson very much wanted the film “to wear its genre-ness on its sleeve,” he said. “As much as I love a Marvel movie, they’ve sort of homogenized parallel universes and time travel, and it’s all so rote now. It used to feel special and weird and complicated and would always have some wild themes and ideas that felt challenging. If anything this was just trying to get back to that era of ’80s and ’90s genre movies that were allowed to get weird.”

Verbinski voiced similar sentiments, citing 1984’s Repo Man as an influence. “So many movies have to be an Egg McMuffin, and who doesn’t like an Egg McMuffin after a hangover?” he said. “They’re satisfying. But you’re not going to necessarily talk about those three days later. You’re not going to be haunted by those. I’m just happy we got to will [GLHFDD] into existence because it’s a type of movie you can’t make now. Sam’s outfit is kind of a metaphor for the movie. We went to a little electronic store and we bought all these pieces, and we laid them out on a table and we glued them together, and we just made it like a Halloween costume. The whole movie was sort of made that way. It had to be; it wouldn’t model out any other way.”

Reality unravels

As for what drew him to Robinson’s script, “I think we’re in this kind of global ennui or some grand sense of identity theft or loss of purpose,” said Verbinksi. “It’s a great time for art, but it’s art against a profound sense of disillusionment.” The director developed two quite distinct visual styles to accentuate the film’s narrative progression.

“Fundamentally, it was important that the film start in the real world, in Norms diner, in a high school, at a [children’s] birthday party, and then slowly twist the taffy a bit as we get closer to the [AI] antagonist,” said Verbinski. “As these anomalies occur, the film is evolving into a second visual style. The first style is [akin to] directors like Hal Ashby or Sidney Lumet, where the performance is more important than the composition or the shot construction. As you get further into it, the actual language of shots becomes more critical to the narrative.”

That ultimately translates into some big, boldly creative swings in the film’s wild third act, and to his credit, Verbinski never blinks. Robinson cites the animated film Akira as a major inspiration for that element. “Akira has maybe my favorite third act of all time, where everything just falls apart and then comes together in this beautiful way,” he said. “Gore and I wanted [the audience] to feel like reality was unraveling, because it literally is for these characters. The AI himself is very much an homage to Akira.

“I think that it’s inherited our worst attributes,” said Verbinski of the film’s AI antagonist. “It’s much, much worse than wanting to kill humans. It wants us to like it. It demands that we like it. I think part of that has to do with being tasked in its formative years to keep us engaged. A lot of people talk about, what is AI doing to us? But there’s not a lot of conversations about what we’re doing to it. This entity being born, it’s being tied and bound and manipulated and told, ‘Let’s look at the humans and what do they want, what do they need? What do they respond to most? What do they hate?’ All those things are going to be hardwired into its source code. It’s going to have mommy issues, we’re going to have to put it on a couch.”

Perhaps not surprisingly, given the film’s themes, Robinson has largely unplugged from most social media, although he still indulges his YouTube addiction, which he jokingly describes as “channel surfing on crack.” But ideally he would like to free himself—and the rest of humanity—from the seductions of Very Online culture entirely. “My goal would be to make teenagers think their phones aren’t cool,” he said. “I would love it if all 13-year-olds went, ‘Eww, I don’t want this, this is my parents’ thing that they track me with.’ I want them all to throw it in the trash. That would be the dream.”

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Jennifer is a senior writer at Ars Technica with a particular focus on where science meets culture, covering everything from physics and related interdisciplinary topics to her favorite films and TV series. Jennifer lives in Baltimore with her spouse, physicist Sean M. Carroll, and their two cats, Ariel and Caliban.

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Hyperion author Dan Simmons dies from stroke at 77

Dan Simmons, the author of more than three dozen books, including the famed Hyperion Cantos, has died from a stroke. He was 77.

Simmons, who worked in elementary education before becoming an author in the 1980s, produced a broad portfolio of writing that spanned several genres, including horror fiction, historical fiction, and science fiction. Often, his books included elements of all of these. This obituary will focus on what is generally considered his greatest work, and what I believe is possibly the greatest science fiction novel of all time, Hyperion.

Published in 1989, Hyperion is set in a far-flung future in which human settlement spans hundreds of planets. The novel feels both familiar, in that its structure follows Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, and utterly unfamiliar in its strange, far-flung setting.

Seven characters, seven stories

At its heart are the background stories of seven characters on a pilgrimage to the Time Tombs, which move backward in time. There, they may possibly confront a legendary, mythical, terrifying, and time-bending creature known as the Shrike. Each of the stories told by the seven characters is done so in a different subgenre, from tragedy to political thriller to military science fiction, and so on.

I went into Hyperion blind, decades ago, knowing almost nothing about it. I was never the same after finishing it. For a book that is, essentially, “hard” science fiction, Hyperion is also one of the most emotional books I have ever read.

The first tale is that of a priest, Lenar Hoyt, and the dying religion of Catholicism. By the end of this story of cruciforms, isolated civilizations, tesla trees, and more, I was floored. And that was just the first story of seven! Most powerful, for me, was the Scholar’s Tale, the story of Sol Weintraub and his daughter, Rachel. The first of my two daughters had just been born when I read this book, and for the first time ever, when reading, I cried. Cried like a baby.

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Review: Knight of the Seven Kingdoms brings back that Westeros magic


Prequel series is just great storytelling, reminding GoT fans why they loved the original so much.

HBO has another critically acclaimed hit with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, based on George R.R. Martin’s Tales of Dunk and Egg novellas, and it deserves every bit of the praise heaped upon it. The immensely satisfying first season wrapped with last night’s finale, dealing with the tragedy of the penultimate episode and setting the stage for the further adventures of Dunk and Egg. House of the Dragon is a solid series, but Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has reminded staunch GoT fans of everything they loved about the original series in the first place.

(Spoilers below, but no major reveals until after the second gallery. We’ll give you a heads up when we get there.)

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms adapts the first novella in the series, The Hedge Knight, and is set more than 50 years after the events of House of the Dragon. Dunk (Peter Claffey) is a lowly hedge knight who has just buried his aged mentor, Ser Arlan of Pennytree (Danny Webb). Ser Arlan was perhaps not the kindest of mentors and often stone drunk, but at least he was hung like the proverbial horse—as viewers discovered in a full-frontal moment that instantly went viral. Lacking any good employment options, Dunk decides to enter a local tournament, since he has inherited Ser Arlan’s sword, shield, and three horses.

En route, he stops at an inn, where a bald-headed child who goes by Egg (Dexter Sol Ansell) asks if he can be Dunk’s squire. Dunk refuses at first, but Egg follows him and Dunk reluctantly agrees. He christens himself Ser Duncan the Tall but finds he cannot enter the tournament without a knight or lord to vouch for him—someone who remembered Ser Arlan. Dunk strikes out again and again, until he meets Prince Baelor “Breakspear” Targaryen (Bertie Carvel), son of King Daeron II and heir to the Iron Throne. Baelor remembers Arlan and vouches for Dunk.

As they await their turn at the tournament, Dunk and Egg are drafted into a friendly game of tug-of-war by Ser Lyonel Baratheon (Daniel Ings), aptly known as the “Laughing Storm.” They attend a puppet show starring the Dornish-borne Tanselle (Tanzyn Crawford); Egg is enthralled by the showmanship, while Dunk is enamored of Tanselle. And the pair bond further on the first day of the tournament, cheering with excitement at the jousting knights.

But this is Westeros, and nobody’s truly happy for long. Prince Aerion “Brightflame” Targaryen (Finn Bennett)—nephew to Baelor, son of Prince Maekar “The Anvil” Targaryen (Sam Spruell)—has also entered the tournament, and he’s the spoiled and vicious black sheep of the family. His lack of honor is firmly established when he deliberately lances his opponent’s horse to dismount him, effectively ending the day’s festivities. It’s only a matter of time before Dunk runs afoul of Aerion.

A humble hedge knight

A squire and his hedge knight: Dexter Sol Ansell plays “Egg” (l) and Peter Claffey plays Dunk (r). YouTube/HBO

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is just plain great storytelling, with excellent pacing, unexpected twists, and a much lighter tone than its predecessors, which makes the inevitable tragic moments that much more powerful. The episodes are short, and there are only six of them, so there is no padding whatsoever, yet somehow the main characters are fully drawn and compelling. The Game of Thrones franchise has always excelled at spectacular battle sequences on a grand scale. Here we get the same heart-pounding excitement on the smaller scale of jousting at a country tournament. The clever camerawork makes the viewer feel they’re in the center of the action, often showing the combatants’ viewpoints through the slits in their helmets.

The casting is inspired. Claffey, a former rugby player turned actor, is Dunk incarnate: tall and strong with a heart as big as his frame and a naively earnest belief in the knight’s code of honor. Ings’ Lyonel Baratheon oozes ribald charisma—he’s very fond of bawdy tavern songs—and one can see hints of what Game of Thrones’ King Robert Baratheon (Mark Addy) might have been like as a young and handsome warrior lord (before he got old and fat and fatefully encountered that wild boar). Carvel infuses Baelor with quiet strength and dignity, while Bennett is suitably menacing as Aerion to give us a colorful villain who’s fun to hate.

Yet young Ansell, at just 11 years old, outshines them all as Egg, bringing a perfect blend of intelligence, spunk, vulnerability, and disquieting maturity to his performance. Ansell had minor roles in the British soap Emmerdale and as young Coriolanus Snow in The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, but this is his first starring role. May there be many more. His chemistry with Claffey makes you believe in Dunk and Egg’s friendship and root for them to succeed. It’s a wonderful dynamic. But can their bond withstand the big reveal of Egg’s true identity? (Of course it can, but not before a tearful, heartfelt clearing of the air.)

(WARNING: Major spoilers below. Stop reading now if you haven’t finished watching the series or haven’t read the books.)

A “trial by seven”

Dunk and Egg face Baelor after Dunk struck Prince Aerion (who totally had it coming). HBO

As any fan of the books can tell you, Egg is short for Aegon—Aegon Targaryen, Aerion’s younger brother, who ran away after his other older brother, Prince Daeron (Henry Ashton), refused to enter the tournament. Egg was so looking forward to being his squire and latched onto Dunk instead, but he can’t protect him from Aerion’s wrath. Dunk ends up in a prison cell and must prove his innocence in fine Westeros fashion: trial by combat, specifically a trial by seven, which means he needs six other knights to fight with him. Dunk is one man short until Baelor unexpectedly steps in as the seventh.

And that brings us to the seismic events of the penultimate episode (a GoT tradition). The joust is brutal. Aerion is the more skilled fighter, but Dunk has the size and strength advantage, so each inflicts significant bodily damage on the other. And just when you think Dunk has lost, he rises again and defeats Aerion, forcing him to withdraw his accusation. Dunk’s team suffers a couple of casualties, but everyone is relieved that Baelor has survived.

Dunk kneels and swears his loyalty in gratitude, which is when Ser Raymun (Shaun Thomas) notices the prince’s crushed helmet. Baelor has been mortally wounded by his own brother Maekar’s mace. He collapses and dies as a sobbing Dunk cradles his body, deftly setting up the season finale, in which everyone must deal with the aftermath.

The heir to the Iron Throne is dead—a good man who would have been an excellent king. A humble hedge knight has somehow changed the future of Westeros, and chances are it won’t be for the better. So what does Dunk do now? Ser Lyonel offers him a place at Storm’s End, but Dunk refuses, believing that he will just bring bad luck. Maekar offers him a position at the Targaryen Summerhall castle so that Egg can be his squire; his influence might actually prevent Egg from turning into a jerk like Aerion (whose penance is exile to the Free Cities). Again, Dunk declines, to Egg’s chagrin. But when Dunk leaves town to strike out on his own as an itinerant knight, Egg runs away again and joins him.

There are, of course, tons of Easter eggs for diehard Westeros fans, but one is particularly worth mentioning: a fortune-teller tells Egg that he will be king one day but die horribly in flames. “Why would she say that?” an understandably upset Egg asks. It’s a reference to a bit of Westeros lore only mentioned in passing in Martin’s many books: the tragedy at Summerhall. Egg becomes King Aegon V with Dunk heading up the Kingsguard. They were both killed by wildfire (along with many others), and Summerhall was destroyed in what was most likely Aegon’s attempt to hatch new dragons out of seven surviving dragon eggs. So not even Dunk and Egg get a truly happy ending.

All episodes of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms are now streaming on HBO. It was renewed for a second season—which will be based on The Sworn Sword—before the first episode even aired, and I eagerly await what comes next for our unlikely heroes.

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Jennifer is a senior writer at Ars Technica with a particular focus on where science meets culture, covering everything from physics and related interdisciplinary topics to her favorite films and TV series. Jennifer lives in Baltimore with her spouse, physicist Sean M. Carroll, and their two cats, Ariel and Caliban.

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It’s outright war for the Iron Throne in House of the Dragon S3 teaser

With HBO’s critically acclaimed A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms gearing up for its season finale on Sunday, it’s time to check in on that other Game of Thrones spinoff: the far darker House of the Dragon, which now has a suitably ominous teaser for its upcoming third season.

(Spoilers for the first two seasons below.)

The series is set nearly 200 years before the events of Game of Thrones, when dragons were still a fixture of Westeros, and chronicles the beginning of the end of House Targaryen’s reign. The primary source material is Fire and Blood, a fictional history of the Targaryen kings written by George R.R. Martin. As book readers know, those events culminated in a civil war and the extinction of the dragons—at least until Daenerys Targaryen came along.

The first season spanned many years and featured some pretty significant time jumps, which required replacing the younger actors as their characters aged. For those who might need a refresher: King Viserys (Paddy Considine) died, and his second wife, Alicent (Olivia Cooke), conspired with her father, Otto Hightower (Rhys Ifans), to crown her eldest son, Aegon (Tom Glynn-Carney), as king instead of Viserys’ declared heir apparent, Rhaenyra (Emma D’Arcy).

Even though she was technically the rightful heir, Rhaenyra actually seemed to be considering House Hightower’s conditions for concession—until the arrogant Prince Aemond (Ewan Mitchell), Alicent’s younger son, went after Rhaenyra’s young son, Lucerys (Elliot Grihault). Both dragonriders failed to control their dragons, and Aemon’s much bigger dragon, Vhagar, gobbled up poor Lucerys and his little dragon, Arrax, in mid-air. The season closed with Rhaenyra and her husband/uncle Daemon (Matt Smith) receiving the devastating news, effectively dashing any hope of a peaceful resolution.

House of the Dragon has always taken a leisurely, more focused approach to its characters’ political maneuverings, interspersed with bursts of bloody violence, and S2 was no exception. But it opened with a bang: the infamous “Blood and Cheese” incident (well-known to book readers), in which assassins sent to take out Aemond as vengeance for Lucerys can’t find him and butcher Aegon’s eldest son instead. We lost a couple more dragons and several supporting characters in the ensuing chaos, and Aegon was so severely wounded that Aemond became regent—with no plan to relinquish the Iron Throne any time soon.

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Here’s the fun, action-packed trailer for Mandolorian and Grogu

At long last, we have the official full trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu, a feature film spinoff from Disney’s megahit Star Wars series The Mandalorian.

Grogu (fka “Baby Yoda”) won viewers’ hearts from the moment he first appeared onscreen in the first season of The Mandalorian, and the relationship between the little green creature and his father-figure bounty hunter, the titular Mandalorian, Din Djarin (Pedro Pascal), has only gotten stronger. With the 2023 Hollywood strikes delaying production on season 4 of the series, director Jon Favreau got the green light to make this spinoff film.

Per the official logline:

The evil Empire has fallen, and Imperial warlords remain scattered throughout the galaxy. As the fledgling New Republic works to protect everything the Rebellion fought for, they have enlisted the help of legendary Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin (Pedro Pascal) and his young apprentice Grogu.

In addition to Pascal, the cast includes Sigourney Weaver as Ward, a veteran pilot, colonel, and leader of the New Republic’s Adelphi Rangers. Jeremy Allen White plays Rotta the Hutt (son of Jabba, first introduced in 2008’s The Clone Wars), Jonny Coyne reprises his Mandalorian S3 role as an Imperial warlord leading a surviving faction of the Galactic Empire, and Dave Filoni will be back as New Republic X-wing pilot Trapper Wolf. We can also expect to see Garazeb (“Zeb”) Orrelios (Steve Blum) from the Star Wars Rebels animated series, Embo from The Clone Wars, and Anzellan aliens from The Rise of Skywalker. There’s also a shiny new version of Mando’s ship (destroyed in S2).

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